KoPubCo is the innovator and leader in offering Statism Offsets to the public at large. What is a Statism Offset™? Just as easy to explain as a carbon offset, so here goes:
KoPubCo understands that we all live in the real world and knows how difficult it is to lead a totally counter-economic lifestyle. You still have to drive on government roads in a government-registered car while carrying your government-issued license (unless you want to be hassled perpetually by government agents demanding that you "show us your papers"). Some even feel the need to vote as a defensive act.
While KoPubCo won't guilt you for your actions, if you feel any twinges of libertarian disquiet for such activities, don't be sad — be glad! Statism Offsets allow you to assuage that guilt (i.e., relieve felt unease) by buying an indulgence funding the spread of Liberty throughout the world. And — of course! — you'll receive a beautiful Statism Offset Certificate suitable for framing or for presenting to anarcho-purity enforcement troops on demand!
The offsets are transferable, so if there are others committing statist acts for whom you feel concern, you may certainly purchase offsets in their names!